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Friday, 31 October 2008

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DOB: c. 429BC

Principal Carer: OF CORINTH, Polybus

Mother’s name: OF THEBES, Jocasta

Father’s Name: OF THEBES, Laius

Principal Complaint:

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Furthermore, the Of Thebes family was strangely unable to answer any of our questions. According to Cultural Policy #245, an ancient Greek interpreter was sought, however this did not shed more light on the matter. Further investigation revealed that the family was either dead or mythical.

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A list of these encounters follow:

Encounter 1: Oedipus not at home

Encounter 2: Oedipus not at home

Encounter 3: Oedipus not at home

Encounter 4: Oedipus not at home

Encounter 5: Oedipus not at home

Encounter 6: Oedipus not at home

According to “Not At Home” Policy #387, we have abandoned any further investigation.

Drs Presbyterian Silvertongue and Flutter By